Senior Discount

shutterstock_113238808I am swiping my credit card at the grocery store and the young checkout person says, "I gave you the senior discount." I said, "OK?" At this point I must have had a very interesting expression on my face because she immediately said, "Oh, are you eligible for the senior discount?" I responded, "No, but that's alright."

It is the same year that I turned fifty and received my Social Security letter in the mail.

Apparently my body is getting old. It is getting tough to deny it.

It is good thing that I am not my body.

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